[The video, clearly unintentional, comes into focus to reveal a bathroom, Rachel-- dressed in nothing but a bedsheet, clumsily wrapped around herself-- slamming the door shut and locking it as harsh, raw sobs wrack her as she pounds tiny fists against the door before collapsing into a sobbing mess of a pile, digging the heels of her hands into her ( Read more... )

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[Kurt’s room. Rachel is still a boy due to Eris’s magic and he stays in the Hummel-Hudson house (it’s a got think Burt and Carole are out for a trip) until the magic vanishes. To avoid the drama of sleeping in the same room as Finn or Jesse, Kurt and ‘Ray’ are sleeping together.

Kurt turns in his bed, blinks half sleep and a strange smirk appears on ( Read more... )

[The camera turns on to find one absolutely furious-looking Rachel Berry on the other end of the screen-- with one small snag. It seems someone has turned her into a boy. Next to her on the desk is a small note that the careful observer will note as reading "this will make him last longer." If Rachel is grateful, he/she doesn't look it one bit.] ( Read more... )

[The video feed comes on to find Rachel, all smiles, as though she's to give a presidential sort of speech. Maybe she is. Either way, it seems important. She clears her throat.]Dear community, and particularly, members of the glee club whom I don't happen to like very much ( Read more... )

[She's surrounded by lights everywhere, beaming at her just as brightly as the faces in the audience. Everything feels perfect. It's her applause.]

[Only a second later, she's not receiving a standing ovation from the audience after her amazing Don't Rain on My Parade performance anymore. It only takes her another moment to realize where she is, ( Read more... )

Taking into account the fact that the end of the summer is fast approaching, I took responsibility into my own hands and spoke to Mr. Schue for permission to plan a Glee-wide camping trip. Please, don't everyone thank me all at once, I know what a great gift I've bestowed upon all of us by doing this ( Read more... )

[The camera comes on to reveal a pink and white room that is very clearly that of a girl. Her comforter is a lovely eye-destroying shade of pink paisley, and everything seems to be suitably overdone as one would expect in situations involving Rachel Berry, who is presently sitting on her bed, grinning brightly at the camera ( Read more... )

[The video feed comes on, and as Rachel notices that she's on camera, she quickly turns to her right-- making sure her better side gets more exposure-- and puts on her showface, bright grin and all, clearing her throat as she straightens out her back and sits up straighter, taller. She's talking very quickly.]Summer is always far more distressing ( Read more... )

[The video comes on to reveal Rachel sitting on her bed, looking like she's ready to deliver a very important public service announcement. She's wearing something that looks like it should really either be worn by a 5-year-old or a 65-year-old, but definitely not a 17-year-old. Hands folded in her lap, she clears her throat.]While I'm afraid I will ( Read more... )